💡 A: No need to auction off a kidney.I wanted this to be affordable for everyone. That’s why I’ve got three membership options:

• 🎉 £3 per month. Perfect for those who want a little boost without breaking the bank. Think of it as the price of one fancy coffee ☕ (but way better for your health).
• 🎉 £5 per month. More content, more laughs, more ways to feel amazing. Basically, a pint of beer’s worth of wisdom 🍻.
• 🎉 £10 Founder Member .The VIP section! 🚀 Get everything, plus exclusive content and perks. And here’s the biggest bonus.Your £10 price is locked in FOREVER. Even when the membership price increases to £25/month, you never pay a penny more. 🎉

👉 Founder Members get in at the best rate and stay at the best rate. Forever. 💪✨

💡 A: Great news.Any member can request a specific health collection to be added! If there’s a topic you’d love to see, just let me know, and I’ll do my best to include it. Think of it like a health playlist, but without the terrible hold music. 🎶😆

💡 A: Then you get all your money back! In fact, I’ll even name a houseplant after you 🌿 as a tribute to your time here. That’s my 90-day money-back guarantee!

🛡️ 100% Risk-Free . 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
🎉 Try it for 90 days, and if you’re not feeling healthier, happier, or at least entertained, just email me. I’ll refund every penny.
💡 No awkward questions. No hoops to jump through. Just real results or your money back!

💡 A: Well, I can’t promise you’ll wake up looking like a supermodel 🏆, but I can promise you’ll learn real, practical health tips that make life easier, not harder. And you’ll probably laugh a lot too. Which is great, because laughter burns calories! 😂

💡 A: 100%. You do not have to love burpees or wear leggings to belong here. 🏋‍♂️ If your idea of exercise is walking to the fridge, you’ll be just fine.

💡 A: Then you’re officially one of us. It happens to the best of us. Just hit the “Forgot Password” button, and I won’t judge. Much. 😆

💡 A: No, but if you want to make one up, I won’t stop you. 🤝 Bonus points if it includes a cup of tea. ☕

💡 A: Absolutely! Most of what I share takes less than 2 minutes to read or do. If you have time to scroll through cat videos, you have time for this. 🐱

💡 A: By email! Just click the “Drop Me a Line! (No Pigeons, Just Email)” button on the Contact Page. If I don’t reply quickly, assume I’m either working a shift, making tea, or stuck under a pile of single socks. 🧦

💡 A: Sadly, I can’t physically send you cake. But I can remind you that health is about balance, and if that includes the occasional cake, so be it! 🍰🎉